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| Title: | QUO NUDE SHOCK |
| Notes: | Short parody article about finding Francis and Rick nude in a hotel room |
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| Country: | UK |
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QUO NUDE SHOCK
Old rockers will do anything for a spot on my page it seems. Take Status Quo. I was staying at a hotel this week, after a party there, when by mistake I stumbled into the room next door. Imagine my surprise when I saw two elderly members of 'Ver Quo' sans clobber and eager to strike a raunchy pose for my photographer friend. Apparently they want to prove to you darling Lola readers that although they've just put in for their OAP bus passes, they can still hack it in the looks department and, in fact have quite splendid bods. Well, let me tell you, they can't and they haven't. Luckily I was able to throw an old duvet over them before the camera flashed. Believe me - you were lucky. Unluckily, I did not see the funny side.